profiles::puppet::server: restart puppetserver when its JVM binary is replaced

An out-of-band OpenJDK upgrade (java-17-openjdk 17.0.18 -> 17.0.19, delivered
by the AlmaLinux repo migration in #496) removed the old versioned JAVA_HOME
while the puppetserver JVMs kept running against the now-deleted files. The
running JVM re-execs jspawnhelper from its original (deleted) JAVA_HOME on every
posix_spawn, so ProcessBuilder fails with "error=2, No such file or directory".
That broke the exec ENC (/opt/cobbler-enc/cobbler-enc) and 500'd every catalog
compile across all 6 masters, failing 136/143 nodes. The masters could not
self-heal because nothing restarts the JVM on a java upgrade.

Add a puppetserver-jvm-guard systemd timer (every 5 min) that detects a
puppetserver JVM executing from deleted binaries and restarts the service,
so any future JVM/library upgrade recovers automatically.

Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_015ur3i7D2azsMAWTSVABApv

site/profiles/manifests/puppet/server.pp

@@ -134,4 +134,64 @@ class profiles::puppet::server (
     enable          => true,
     require         => File['/usr/local/bin/puppet_generate_types.sh'],
   }
+
+  # Guard against an OpenJDK (or other JVM library) package upgrade landing
+  # underneath a long-running puppetserver. When the java package is replaced
+  # out-of-band (e.g. a yum repo/version bump), the old versioned JAVA_HOME is
+  # removed while the JVM keeps running against the now-deleted files. The JVM
+  # still execs jspawnhelper from its original (deleted) JAVA_HOME on every
+  # subprocess spawn, so ProcessBuilder fails with "error=2, No such file or
+  # directory" -- which breaks the exec ENC (/opt/cobbler-enc/cobbler-enc) and
+  # 500s every catalog compile fleet-wide. A restart re-binds to the new JVM.
+  # This timer detects the running JVM executing from deleted binaries and
+  # restarts the service to recover automatically.
+  file { '/usr/local/bin/puppetserver_jvm_guard.sh':
+    ensure  => file,
+    mode    => '0755',
+    content => @(EOF),
+      #!/bin/bash
+      # Restart puppetserver if its running JVM is executing deleted binaries
+      # (e.g. an OpenJDK package upgrade replaced the versioned JAVA_HOME),
+      # which breaks subprocess spawning and thus ENC / catalog compilation.
+      for pid in $(pgrep -f puppet-server-release.jar); do
+        exe=$(readlink "/proc/${pid}/exe" 2>/dev/null)
+        case "${exe}" in
+          *'(deleted)'*)
+            logger -t puppetserver-jvm-guard "puppetserver JVM (pid ${pid}) running on deleted binaries; restarting"
+            systemctl restart puppetserver
+            exit 0
+            ;;
+        esac
+      done
+      exit 0
+      | EOF
+  }
+
+  $_guard_timer = @(EOT)
+  [Unit]
+  Description=puppetserver JVM guard timer
+  [Timer]
+  OnCalendar=*:0/5
+  RandomizedDelaySec=30s
+  [Install]
+  WantedBy=timers.target
+  EOT
+
+  $_guard_service = @(EOT)
+  [Unit]
+  Description=puppetserver JVM guard service
+  [Service]
+  Type=oneshot
+  ExecStart=/usr/local/bin/puppetserver_jvm_guard.sh
+  User=root
+  Group=root
+  EOT
+
+  systemd::timer { 'puppetserver-jvm-guard.timer':
+    timer_content   => $_guard_timer,
+    service_content => $_guard_service,
+    active          => true,
+    enable          => true,
+    require         => File['/usr/local/bin/puppetserver_jvm_guard.sh'],
+  }
 }